Open wide!
I take advantage of a dental clinic nearby. The advantage is that it’s a bit cheaper than having a regular dentist. The downside, so I thought, was not always getting the same clinician every time. This time, I went in for a cleaning and was directed to one of the rooms dedicated pretty much just to cleaning.
The last two times, my dental hygienist has been a rather dumpy woman of late middle age. This time, however, a cute little blonde came in. I’d guess she was no more than 25, and though small in stature, there was nothing diminutive about her boobs.
She introduced herself as Hollie and after putting me in a bib and laying my chair almost flat, she went to work on me.
As she did, her breasts rubbed against me now and then, with her saying “Pardon me” from time to time, and with me replying “No problem.” How could there be a problem, other than that my panties were threatening to get wet, thus putting an embarrassing dark spot on my skirt?!
After a while, one of her boobs simply was laying on my own chest and I couldn’t resist letting my hand wander up seeking the nipple. She didn’t pull away as I probed and in fact, I thought I saw one of those Mona Lisa-type smiles.
Meanwhile, she’s scraping away and I’m doing my best to hold my mouth open and not laugh.
“Hold this over here for me, please,” she said, jiggling that suction thingie where she wanted it held. I grabbed it and held it cooperatively, but at the same time my other hand wandered down to the crotch of her white slacks, and I kind of scratched at the fabric at the area of her mons where I figured her clit had to be.
She rolled her eyes and said, “You really are making it hard on me, aren’t you?” “I don’t see you pulling away!” I replied. She thought a moment and said, “Well, if I did we’d never get this cleaning done, would we?” I laughed and said, “You got me there!”
She started scraping again and as she did so my hand found the elastic top of her slacks and slipped in. I felt satin, and forced my hand into her undies and felt a rush as my fingers combed through her dense pubic hair. Soon, my middle finger was moving slowly but rhythmically between her labia, which were getting wet.
Now and then, shewould stop scraping, roll her head from side to side with her mouth open breathing heavily. But then she’d gather herself and start again, though her hips sometimes moved with me to increase the friction on her vulva.
This pattern continued when she polished my teeth as well.
Done with that, she suggested “Why don’t we do an X-ray?” “Okay,” I replied, wanting to see if this could go any further.
She led me to the X-ray room, which is lockable for the protection of staff. The door locked, she took me in her arms and planted a big one on my lips. Naturally, I did not resist. After a few moments I pushed her away a bit and unbuttoned her top, revealing a bra that looked like a wonder of modern engineering. “Size DD?” I asked. “No, size G” she responded with a big smile. “More like size Gee-Whiz!” I quipped, adding “Let’s see ‘em!”
Her bra unhooked in the front and my God what beauties! I couldn’t resist sucking on the nipples, which I did with relish, all the while holding the gigantic mammaries which were, no kidding, about the size of soccer balls.
Before I knew it, her hands were under my skirt pulling my panties down. As she dropped into a squat, I stepped out of them, and she motioned to a padded table they must have used for certain types of X-ray procedures.
“On your back, honey,” she said. “You need to be punished for trying to distract me from my work!”
As I hopped up onto the table, she said “Open wide!” So, as I settled onto my back my legs came way apart and soon she was feasting on my pussy. Not only was she good at pussy licking, she had a tongue that was practically a penis. I’ve never had anyone’s tongue go so deep into my vagina. But it was the way she used this muscle to massage my clit that finally took me over the edge, and it was all I could do to stay quiet and not attract attention as she gave me one fierce orgasm after another.
I was still orgasming when there was a knock on the door and a female voice said, “Hollie? Are you almost done?” She raised her head and said, “In a minute!”
She picked up my undies and gave them to me. I put them back on quickly as she hooked up her bra, buttoned up her top, and tucked it into the elastic of her slacks.
As I left, the room, I found the older hygienist waiting outside. “All yours” my busty little friend said as she followed me out. Loud enough so the other gal could hear, she said “Sorry you can’t stick around. I’ll call you if we find anything in the X-ray that needs attention.”
I smiled and said “Please do,” almost hoping she would find some cavities that might have me coming back soon.
It was then I remembered…we didn’t actually take any X-rays.
I took a mental health day
The other day it was unusually sunny and warm and when I woke up, I just didn’t feel like going into work, so I took a “mental health day” by calling in sick. Erik was traveling, so I lounged around reading and masturbating and catching some sun by the living room window, as in this photo taken last summer:
I had spent about two hours refamiliarizing myself with my dildo collection, when there came a knock at my door. I threw my robe on and opened the door to discover a UPS guy there, wearing the tightest pair of brown shorts you ever saw in your life. There was also a rather large bulge where his bulge should be.
I signed for the package, letting the robe open up enough to show the goods. He cleared his throat as he tried not to look.
“Can I ask you something?” I said. “Sure,” he replied. “Come on in, then.” He came in, looking around, and no doubt spotting the half dozen or so sex toys arrayed on my coffee table.
“You wanted to ask me something?” he said, looking around still more.
“Yes, I wanted to know if you’d like some sex?” He went bugeyed! I continued, “I’ve been masturbating for quite a while now and I’d kind of like the real thing. I don’t think I’ll be satisfied unless I get some real sex today. Can you help me?”
“Uh, I don’t…” “Oh, come on. This is a one time offer. You can always tell the dispatcher you were dealing with a vicious dog or something.”
“Okay,” he said.
“Come on over here, then.” I took himinto the living room and sat down on an ottoman in front of him, rubbing that bulge in his shorts until I was sure it was going to burst his zipper. I pulled his zipper down to discover that he wasn’t wearing any underpants.
I also discovered that he had an anaconda in his pants! He had probably the largest penis I’ve ever seen on a white guy. Thirteen inches at least and as big around as my wrist.
“Normally,” I said, “I’d want to suck your cock at this point, but I can’t unhinge my jaw, so I’m just going to lick and handle it for a while.” He said that his size had been a problem before.
I peeled his shorts down and indicated he should lie on the floor, which he did. That fucking cockof his was sticking up like some cross between a fire hydrant and a flagpole. I handled it and as I did so, it got hotter and stiffer. I licked it and sucked on the glans and he leaked ample precum, allowing me to make his cock slippery.
I jacked him off for a while as he bit his lip and watched me, and then I squeezed out some more precum. “Fuck me!” I demanded as I assumed the doggy position.
As he started to enter my pussy I shook my hips and said slyly, “No, not there. Fuck my ass!”
I get just about my best orgasms while being fucked in the ass, because I combine it with masturbation.
Well, he humped and pumped me for it must have been 10 minutes, somewhere along the way rolling us first into a spoon position and then onto his back. His hip motions doubled or tripled in both rate and intensity, and I swear I could feel him bumping into my diaphragm! Soon, he was finger fucking me as well. I turned my had and licked his cheek and lips until he turned and our tongues caressed.
Finally, I started cumming in a series of possible orgasms that must have triggered him into his own final stretch. He rolled me onto my tummy, laying me flat, all the while fucking my ass like crazy, until I could feel him pull out, leaving a trail of semen behind. My asshole was as wet as could be.
The cell phone rang. “My boyfriend,” I speculated. It was. “Hi, honey. How’s it going? Cool. No I’m okay. Just took a mental health day.” All the while I’m pointing at the delivery man’s shorts, indicating he should put them back on. I have found a paper tissue and am wiping my butt off.
“That’s great. It’s wonderful you’re coming home early. I’m so lonely. I miss you so much!” Once the guy had his shorts back on, I pointed to the door and with a palm-down wave of my hand shooed him out.
“I’ll just tidy up and take a shower and be waiting for you. How’s that? Sure…I feel like some sex, too. I’ll fuck your brains out just like I always do. Bye! Me, too.”
“Sure, I can be at the airport in three hours. I’ll just tidy up a bit and meet you there. Love ya!”
After I hung up, I realized I never even learned the guy’s name.
Not that I wanted it.
I caught a coworker masturbating today
My company is located in a building that’s up against a wood, and while walking around at lunchtime last summer, I discovered a path into the woods. The head of the path is hidden by some kind of big electrical box and it’s a little overgrown by bushes and so forth.
Well, I went behind the box to take a piss. (I”ve learned to piss like a guy, standing up and directing the stream. I haven’t reached the point where I could write my name in the snow yet, but I can direct it, I’d guess, about 7 to 10 feet.)
Anyway, I was out. It was rather hot…too hot to sit at the picnic tables in the sun, so I thought I’d go into the wood and eat my lunch in a grassy patch about a 10 minute walk in. I thought I might masturbate a bit, too, since I was feeling a bit horny (not unlike me at all) and couldn’t figure out any way to get some real sex in over the lunch hour.
So, I walked in with my little brown bag with Swiss cheese sandwich and an apple in it, and my purse with my “travel” dildo and a can of coke in it. As I approached this little shady clearing I realized someone had beat me to it. I hid behind a big tree to watch and see if I could see who it was…but mostly to watch. My hand was pressing and rubbing my pussy through my skirt.
This tall girl, who I didn’t recognize at first, had beautiful and shapely, but pale, legs which were way apart. Her panties were around her left ankle and her pussy was right out there in the sultry noontime air where I could see it. I shave my pussy. This gal doesn’t, and I have to admit that furry pussies are a rush for me, and hers was surrounded by dense red pubes showing that she was a natural redhead.
All of a sudden she caught her breath. She realized I was there, her head popped up, and her mouth opened but she couldn’t seem to find any words. Jumping in, I said, “Hey don’t mind me! You’re doing what I came here to do,” and I laughed out loud.
She smiled. “Well,” she said, “you might as well join me.” In a moment I was by her side. She relaxed and continued what she was doing. I gently rubbed her thigh as she worked her pussy with her hand. She made no objection as I unbuttoned her demure white blouse to discover a pale freckled chest with a delightful pair of small breasts in a little Wonder Bra with a light pink floral pattern.
I slipped her bra up and exposed her tiny light pink nipples to the noontime heat, and as I took one into my mouth I could taste the salt of her perspiration. Momentarily her masturbation hand took my wrist and put it down in her crotch. She wanted me to do the rest, which I did. She had a very wet first orgasm, and about three little follow-up orgasms before she pushed my hand away.
After gathering her breath for a minute or two, she rolled to look at me and said, “I’m Denise. I just started in Accounting last Friday.” “I’m Jill,” I replied. “I’ve worked here for nearly a year. How did you find my spot? I mean…I’ve never seen anyone else here.” “I don’t really know anyone,” she said, adding “so I just took a walk around the grounds and went behind the big box to take a leak.” “I know the rest,” I said with a laugh, “because I found it the same way.”
I rolled onto my back as I laughed and soon felt something on my leg. I lifted my head to see her kneeling between my legs, spreading them further apart. She grabbed my undies by the sides and gently pulled them around my butt and then lifted. I lifted my legs cooperatively and soon it was my own pussy which was out in the open air.
But not for long, as she was soon face down between my legs, licking my pussy and clit, which almost instantly drove me crazy. After a few minutes of this, she pushed my knees to my chest and licked my asshole as well. I knew once she started that, that I would be climaxing very, very soon. Well, I decided to help myself along by pinching my nipples very hard, and yes it soon happened that my whole body exploded in tingles and shivers and I had to roll away from her as a small dribble of pussy juice ran down my thigh.
She was soon behind me in a spoon position, and I rested my head on her outstretched arm.
After a few moments, she took a quick look at her watch and said, “I’ve got to be back at my desk in a few minutes. Sorry, but I’ve got to go.” She slipped her panties back on, stood up, and brushed her skirt.
“Nice meeting you, Denise,” I said smiling broadly. “Nice meeting you, too, Jill,” she responded, adding, “I’ll see you later.” “Sure,” I said.
She started down the path and then stopped and turned around. “Ummm…you don’t mind if I come back here from time to time, do you?” she asked. I laughed and said, “Noooo….not at all!”
Like I said in an earlier post, Erik and I have a rule that I can fool around with someone but only once, but with Erik’s consent, I’m making exceptions for female partners. Somehow, they aren’t as threatening to him.
Anyway, I spent a few more minutes there gathering my thoughts, looked at my own watch, and went back to work where I had to eat my lunch at my desk.