Complete list of Stories
In The Order They Were Written
I have been realizing that the blog has developed, shall we say, a navigation issue as it has grown. In order to make it easier to get around, I've created a chart (below) listing the stories by name and in the order they were written. The day may come in the future when every story name here will directly link to that story, but for now, there are links which will take you to that page. When you go to each page, bear in mind that they are blog pages with the oldest story at the bottom and the newest one at the top. In other words, the reverse of the order they are listed here. For example, "The Story Of The Sad Girl" on Page 2 is the second story from the bottom of the page, not the second from the top.


PAGE 1
Blowjob On The Bus
How Sexy Can Beans Be?
I Like Being Fucked In The Ass!
I Molested A Girl On The Bus Today
Okay, So Erik Came Home And...
Oh, My Golly, Send Me Out More!
The Weekend Is Over, And Boy Is My Pussy Sore!
I Caught A Coworker Masturbating Today
I Took A Mental Health Day
Open Wide!
I Met A Berry Good Girl
A Lucky Substitution
One Of My Earliest Sexual Memories
My Finger In The Dyke
Going Out For A Spin
And To Think I Got Paid For Doing This!
Life Is A Carnival
A Fair Exchange
Three Pussies Are Better Than Two
I Can Dream, Can't I?
The Deflowering Of Wally
My European Holiday, Pt I
My European Holiday, Pt II
My European Holiday, Pt III


PAGE 2
My European Holiday, Pt IV
The Story Of The Sad Girl
Going Down For The Count
Motherfucker!
Erik's Mrs. Robinson Story
My European Holiday, Part V (The Finale)
The Taste Of A Martini
A Pervert Home Alone (Or How To Rack Up A Big Phone Bill!)
Kelsey And I Experience The Orgasmatron
The Gangbang At The Ski Lodge
The Redhead Helps Me Sleep
The Big Fuckup
Two Working Stiffs
In Which Promotion Leads To Adventure (It Didn't Stay In Vegas, Pt I)
In Which We Haunt The Ghost Bar (It Didn't Stay In Vegas, Pt II)
In Which We Meet A Famous Man (It Didn't Stay In Vegas, Pt III)
PAGE 3
In Which We Gang Up On Hernando (It Didn't Stay In Vegas, Pt IV)
In Which We Take A Road Trip (It Didn't Stay In Vegas, Pt V)
In Which I Name A Constellation (It Didn't Stay In Vegas, Pt VI)
In Which Kelsey Is Left Hanging (It Didn't Stay In Vegas, Pt VII)
In Which I Blow It With NW (It Didn't Stay In Vegas, Pt VIII)
Tall Girl, Shy Girl
In Which I Get The Blues, And That's Good (A Return To Portland, Pt. I)
In Which I Blame It On The Retsina (A Return To Portland, Pt. II)
In Which There's An Assfuck At Flatrock (A Return To Portland, Pt. III)
In Which My Trip Ends As It Began (A Return To Portland, Pt. IV)


PAGE 4
Am I A "Feminist"? That Depends (essay)
You Figure It Out
Moonlight And Elize
The Summer I Totally Lost My Virginity
The Summer I Mostly Grew Up
"Toys In Babeland" or "No Thanks To Jesus"
PAGE 5
Initiation Of The Novice
I Got The Greatest "Dear Jill" Letter
Sometimes Life Just Fucking Sucks
Living The Life Of The Rich, Pt I
Living The Life Of The Rich, Pt II
In Praise Of Older Men


PAGE 6
Distant Thunder (A Weekend In Guyana, Pt I)
Rough Jungle Sex (A Weekend In Guyana, Pt II)
Beach Bondage Bingo (A Weekend In Guyana, Pt III)
A Dream Comes True And We Do A Good Deed (The Trip West, Pt I)
PAGE 7
A Stunning Revelation (The Trip West, Pt II)
Tragedies Come In Threes (The Trip West, Pt III)
Sodom Comes To Panama City (The Trip West, Pt IV)
Self-Doubt And Vindication (The Trip West, Pt V)
Bruno Kilimanjaro And The Big Easy (The Trip West, Pt VI)
Guess Who Has Jizz On Her Cheek (The Trip West, Pt VII)


PAGE 8
A Quick Update And Some Ruminations On Porn (essay)
We Discover The World's Most Boring City (The Trip West, Pt VIII)
We Finally Catch Up With Danielle, But There Are Other Concerns (The Trip West, Pt IX)
Good and Expected News (The Trip West, Pt X)
In Which We Own The UT El Paso Fucking Team (The Trip West, Pt XI)
Shortcuts And Rainstorms (The Trip West, Pt XII)
My Short Story Challenge
Ray To The Rescue (The Trip West, Pt. XIII)
PAGE 9
Belle's Hell (The Trip West, Pt XIV)
Portland Update (report)
Hope And Faith (The Trip West, Pt XV)
Feminists Backing John McCain? WTF?!!! (my involuntary rant on misguided feminism)
The Snow Job (The Trip West, Pt XVI)
The Arrival (The Trip West, Pt XVII)
Ray's Report From Lake Como, Italy (The Trip West, Addendum I)